Hanza has made me even awesomer!!!!
While standing over her with the light behind me, Hanza said i look like a ghetto Jesus. Wearing a South Pole shirt and black cut-off work shorts, i suddenly had a revelation: i'D have the ability to turn water into beer.

i'D go to Chik-Fil-A, ask for a cup of water, then turn it into Guiness. Along with the ice cubes. And to really fuck with ppl, i'd bless the Coke machines so that all the soda within would also be beer. Dark beer for Coke, Dr. Pepper, and Diet Coke. At the same time turning the lighter colored sodas into lighter colored beers. The mallrats would be scrambling for money.

Then, Hanza had a great idea: Turn the stuffy vendors into cigarette machines. But then ppl would break into them and steal them all.

Magic 3d Jesus.

How awesome would that be?

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